Pick the month you were born:
January–I kicked
February–I loved
March–I smoked
April–I dry humped
May–I choked on
June–I murdered
July–I did the Macarena with
August–I had lunch with
September–I danced with
October–I sang to
November–I yelled at
December–I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1——-a birdbath
2——-a monster
3——-a phone
4——-a fork
5——-a Mexican
6——-a gangster
7——-my cell phone
8——-my dog
9——-my best friends’ boyfriend
10——-my neighbor
11——-my science teacher
12——-a banana
13——-a fireman
14——-a stuffed animal
15——-a goat
16——-a pickle
17——-your mom
18——-a spoon
19——-myself
20——-a baseball bat
21——-a ninja
22——-Chuck Norris
23——-a noodle
24——-a squirrel
25——-a football player
26——-my sister
27——-my brother
28——-an ipod
29——-a permanent m arker
30——-a llama
31——-A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White———-because I’m cool like that
Black———–because that’s how I roll.
Pink————because I’m NOT a homosexual.
Red————because the voices told me to.
Blue———–because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green———because I hate myself.
Purple———because I’m cool.
Gray———-because I was drunk
Yellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange ——-because I hate my family.
Brown——–because I was high.
Other——-because I’m a ninja.
None——–because I can’t control myself.