I’m going to need some time to process what’s going through my head…

Just came across this article by a former Olympian about sex during the Olympic Games. It’s an interesting read, and worthwhile for the literary brilliance dotted throughout:

I played my first Games in Barcelona in 1992 and got laid more often in those two and a half weeks than in the rest of my life up to that point. That is to say twice, which may not sound a lot, but for a 21-year-old undergraduate with crooked teeth, it was a minor miracle.

But now I’m left wishing I was an Olympian. Dammit.

(Apologies for the pun in the first sentence, it wasn’t deliberate, honest!)

I took the test (which is actually quite good really) and got 26%, making me a Paddington Poofter. Totally not expecting that result since I said I would wear trackies and ugg boots down to the shops.

Take The Bogan Test

Someone’s opinion of the greatest 100 movie posters of all time.

What a rubbish list. “Steve Carrell’s face says it all” is NOT a good enough reason to make the list.

My personal favourite is this one:

Because we ran a Drive-In Theatre until I was 8, we scored heaps of movie posters. I kept this one until a foolishly ruthless cleanup when I was 13. I still regret throwing it out.

This is the best graphjam dot dot dot ever:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etmHaeaNsCw