I’ve never realised how wonderful the invention of the toilet roll holder truly is.

Today I walked into a bathroom where the toilet roll holder was broken and the current roll of shit paper was sitting on the floor next to the toilet.

Ew.

Gus can be accredited for many things, including my web design knowledge and his ability to continue a sentence even when it is broken by him going to the loo for a piss.

Gus also writes teh awesomest post about The C Word.

I should also credit myself for being so easily amused.

 But they’ve sold out. I might try to make one myself.

There’s a fuss over some 2 big boats being in Sydney Harbour tonight. Currently, there are fireworks going off over Sydney Harbour and we can hear them at our house.

The traffic in Sydney tonight is fucked because everyone is trying to see Those Boats.

Meanwhile, I’m sitting here without a bra on.