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In case you didn’t know already, I had this song stuck in my head for days and days and days:

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But it only stayed in my head until this was released:

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And even now, there will be days when I wake up with this song in my head. Normally a song on repeat gets to me, but not these babies. But I could never really get the lyrics of “Ben Affleck”, and I finally found them listed here at VideoSundry, but I think they’re slightly inaccurate, bolded here to what I think is right:

Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, Hi Sarah. It’s been a long time. I guess you’ve been…busy with…Matt Damon. I’ve been busy too. I’ve been thinking about us, and you and him and, I’m happy for you. I really am. He’s a great guy. I mean he’s the sexiest man alive. I found somebody pretty sexy too. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but…I’m fucking Ben Affleck!

Ben Affleck: He’s fucking Ben Affleck.

Jimmy Kimmel: While you and Matt are swappin’ spit. I said I’m fucking Ben Affleck!

Ben Affleck: He said he’s fucking Ben Affleck. Hey Sarah, he’s got bigger tits.

Jimmy Kimmel: They’re not hairier though, right?

Ben Affleck: No…

Brad Pitt: Excuse me…Is someone here…fucking Ben Affleck?

Jimmy Kimmel: I am! I’m fucking him!

Brad Pitt: Great, sign here.

Jimmy Kimmel: Thank you. [Reads cake] Congratulations on fucking Ben Affleck.

Crowd & Ben: Ahhhh….

Brad Pitt: What did you wish for?

Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck: When we’re together there’s this feeling inside. It’s like a million butterflies flutterin’ in my behind. I love the dimples in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes. When I’m fucking you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly. And our fucking won’t be stopped no matter how hard they try.

Ben Affleck: They can’t stop it.

Jimmy Kimmel: They can’t stop it.

Joan Jett: You won’t tear them apart. You can’t stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.

Robin Williams: This is not a man crush. He’s fucking our friend Ben.

Don Cheadle: And so we all…we all hope Matt will understand…

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben

Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan: Fucking Ben Affleck

Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.

Everyone: Just like prison.

Macy Gray: He’s fucking Ben…Ben Affleck’s his guy.

Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Oh, it’s through the fucking night and day…

Lance Bass: Just ask Huey!

Cameron Diaz: Okay, I’ll ask him Huey, did you see them fuck at all?

Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them fuck. They were in a bathroom stall.

Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh he’s fucking Ben, fucking Ben Affleck. He’s fuuuucking Bennnn!

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. He’s fucking Ben Affleck!

Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison!

Meatloaf & Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!

Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Do the fucking every way.

Dicky Barrett: Just ask Don Cheadle!

Don Cheadle: Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh he’s fucking Ben.

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben Affleck!

[Harrison Ford blows a kiss to Ben and Jimmy]

Everyone: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.

Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn: Just like prison!

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben! Fucking Ben Affleck. Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison. He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!

Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz: They’ve been making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!

Josh Groban: That was pretty fuckin’ good.

And not what you think, you dirty minded people:

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Not that this is as reliable as TypeQuick, but I don’t care cause I’m happy with my score:

74 words

A new favourite, which somehow also reminded me of another one that I’ve kept in my “funny folder” on my desktop:

1. Go to google.com
2. Type in “find Chuck Norris”
3. Click “I’m feeling lucky”
4. Go back to google.com
5. Type in “French military victories”

The trick? The 2 results are actually web pages designed to look like Google. Due to people linking to these pages and whatnot, the site gets higher ranking on Google’s pigeonrank. Being the top result means clicking “I’m feeling lucky” will take you right to these pages. When you’re at these pages, check out the URL to see that it’s not actually Google.

Nifty, huh?

But this should also make you aware of internet banking scams, etc, cause this is how they can manage to get your passwords. Bastards

In my blog wanderings this afternoon, I found Domestic Chicky and through her found Queen of Shake-Shake and this:

Now I feel completely validated that I failed at NoBloPoMo last year and this year decided I really couldn’t be arsed particpating, mainly because I’m supposed to be studying for my final exams and preparing for my Christmas holiday in Eng-a-land. I’m also crap at this regular blogging thing anyway given I can never think of anything (interesting) to write.

Thanks, Heather!

posting from facebook? now THAT’s what I’m talking about.

Running late for work, must dry hair into something respectable

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=711340735

Also: I can’t believe I’ve been trying to function in a 2.0 world without using firefox extensions for LiveJournal, MySpace, WordPress, Facebook. This is awesome

If you’re a geek and you know it, download BRAN. Ep53 uploaded yesterday.

To the left, to the left, to the left.

The Viral Video Charts has rediscovered the Evolution of Dance. It’s currently #20, but surely it can be #1 again? Sure beats Yet Another iPhone Ad.

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