Elvis and the stick of celery

Once upon a time, there was a black and white cat named Elvis.

Elvis’ favourite food was celery.

Elvis loved celery so much, he would spend most of his waking hours (not that there were many) looking for celery around the house.

Then one day, he thought he could see a stick of celery. Right at the top of his favourite tree!

“How am I going to get all the way up there?” wondered Elvis. For it was a very big tree indeed.

Elvis climbed up halfway up the tree. “I think I smell the celery!” he thought. “I must be getting close”.

Elvis leaped up to try to get to the celery. But he couldn’t quite reach it.

“Oh shit, I missed” thought Elvis. He tried one more time.

“Zomg, I’ve got it!”

Elvis was so proud of himself for finding the stick of celery all by himself. He sat on the tallest branch of the tree with his stick of celery. The celery smelled so good, it was the best celery Elvis ever had.

THE END.

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