We finally had our external wall attended to by a lovely “sprayer” named Chris.

This is part of our roller door, which was once a mess of random tags and scribbles from whoever felt the urge. We’ve been luckier than some other vertical objects in our neighbourhood; some talentless twit has discovered some mature 4-letter words and written them as much as their spray can would allow.

Charming.

But Chris was a good bloke who was kind enough to answer my million questions about what he does and how he goes about it. I asked if he could paint me a giant cupcake and he gave me a look of “Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout Willis??”.

So I took that as a “no”.

Either way, I’m happy with what we have now, compared to what we did have!